I am a fangirl. You are a fangirl. We are all fangirls. Yes, even him. We are all one. We are all simultaneously dancing, singing, laughing, crying, squealing, screaming, choking, living, dreaming, killing, stabbing, sneezing. And it is glorious.
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
Anonymous asked: you two have the worst love story i have ever heard of. shame.



You win the internet for ‘best gif use’


*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via troyesivanismyqueen)



every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…


making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again


(via klainegettingmarried)

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."


"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via spritesplode)