I am a fangirl. You are a fangirl. We are all fangirls. Yes, even him. We are all one. We are all simultaneously dancing, singing, laughing, crying, squealing, screaming, choking, living, dreaming, killing, stabbing, sneezing. And it is glorious.

untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

(via thelazykorean)

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

(via thelazykorean)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via thelazykorean)

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

image

(via thelazykorean)

justintimerblake:

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

(via thelazykorean)

my-water-lilies:

Lavacourt, Claude Monet.